Many years ago, during Slope’s earliest incarnation, I wrote about an incident in my life in which I accidentally burned the roof of my mouth with Nutella spread that was too hot. See, I had spread some Nutella on some toast, put it in the toaster, took it out, and took a nice big bite. Ye–owwwwww. Let’s just say that Nutella heats up a lot more than bread, and it was like having volcano toast.
